"I DON’T LIKE IT."
Well of course you don’t, Thorin.

"I DON’T LIKE IT."

Well of course you don’t, Thorin.

HOLY MOTHER OF VARDA

IT HAS SMAUG I’M GONNA BUY IT I don’t care about the price even though I probably should

… . Any ideas on how to break the news to Thorin?

Testing the paint marker we’ll be using on the aforementioned jacket.

Testing the paint marker we’ll be using on the aforementioned jacket.

"But I’m a starship pilot, not a Jedi!"
"How many times do I have to tell you?!  I’m just altering the pattern to make your jacket!"

"But I’m a starship pilot, not a Jedi!"

"How many times do I have to tell you?!  I’m just altering the pattern to make your jacket!"

"Blunt the scissors, bend the pins …"

"Blunt the scissors, bend the pins …"

Bombur and Bilbo were ready if the water got any higher.

Bombur and Bilbo were ready if the water got any higher.

Posting Changes

Now that the last storyline’s up … I’ve decided to make a change to my posting schedule.  I like posting every day, but it’s a lot of work, and once August rolls around my full-time job starts up again and I’ll be pretty busy.

Basically my plan is to still do the storylines same as always, by queue, and otherwise just posting at odd times.  I think I’ll aim for once a week or so.  It’d be easier on me, and I feel I can deliver more humorous stuff if I’m not obsessing over the queue.

"Grounded after your first flight?  Not even Kili managed that!"

"Grounded after your first flight?  Not even Kili managed that!"

YOU COME BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!!!!

YOU COME BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!!!!

Guys?

Guys?